Privacy policy.

Here's the thing: we are clueless when it comes to accessing or using your data.

Welcome to our website's privacy policy. We're legally required to have one of these, so here goes:

1. Information We Collect:

We collect some information when you use our site. What exactly? We're not entirely sure. It's probably stuff like your name, email, and maybe your favorite color. We don't really keep track.

2. How We Use Your Information:

Honestly, we have no clue what to do with your information. It's just sitting there on some server somewhere. We're not smart enough to figure out how to use it for anything sneaky or profitable.

3. Data Security:

We try our best to keep your data safe, but let's be real - we're not tech wizards. We've got a password on our computer, so that's something, right?

4. Third-Party Sharing:

We might share your data with third parties. Who are they? Your guess is as good as ours. We don't really read the fine print on those agreements.

5. Cookies:

We use cookies because everyone else does. They're probably doing something, but we're not sure what.

6. Your Rights:

You probably have some rights regarding your data. Feel free to exercise them if you can figure out how. We certainly can't.

7. Updates to This Policy:

We might update this policy someday if we suddenly become interested in this stuff. But don't hold your breath.

8. Contact Us:

If you have questions about this policy, please don't contact us. We don't have any answers and, frankly, we find the whole topic mind-numbingly boring.

By using our site, you agree to this policy, even though neither of us really understands it. Thanks for visiting!